White girls really, really like small, insignificant black tattoos.
They like feather tattoos:
They like feather tattoos turning into silhouetted birds:
And they also like feather tattoos with silhouetted birds that describe their desire to break free of the oppressive chains of White Womanhood:
They also like stand-alone silhouetted birds that will turn into unrecognizable blobs in a few years:
Sometimes they add words to go along with their blobby birds:
And sometimes they like to show dandelion seeds impossibly transforming into these flying inkwell spills:
But lately, the latest trend in White Girl Tattoos is the infinity symbol with a deep, meaningful word attached to it.
White Girls like to show their infinite love for their families:
For their sisters:
Their infinite love of love:
And these girls just couldn’t resist making a terrible decision worse, so they put a bird on it too:
If you’re thinking of getting a White Girl tattoo, make sure you get it in an easily hidden spot, like on your ribs, below your armpit, under your boob, on your hip, on your foot, but not on the lower back. That is so 2002. If you’re planning on wearing long-sleeve shirts for the rest of your working life, the wrist is also a great place to start. Make sure it’s facing you so you can see your awesome piece of art everyday!
I hope this has been an informative and helpful guide for choosing your next White Girl tattoo. All you have to remember is feathers, birds, and infinity signs and you’re set! Maybe combine them all, and start a new trend!
Now I have to figure out a way to stop the bleeding from my eyeballs.
Tattoos White Girls Like